You're making the assumption that the things they would tell you about Jesus or Bonnie are true and without malice.

Given the way they behave, and choose to live their lives actively spreading hate contrary to the teachings of Jesus, nothing they would tell you about Jesus would be authentic.

It would be akin to saying Bonnie was a white and a fraud.

Face it, Evangelicals have whored out the faith and wouldn't know Jesus if he walked up with a beer, said, "hey y'all", and handed them a plate of BBQ.