You're doing a sexism again. It wouldn't be named Chad and it wouldn't be 6 ft tall for most women. Tall women, sure. Seems to me like most women who insist on 6 ft are 5'9" or taller themselves. They want to be able to wear heels without it causing a meltdown.

Hands down: here's what women are going to say:

1. It doesn't make a mess.
2. It helps with household tasks, especially mental load; without having to be begged, bribed, nagged, or cajoled.
3. It can dance.
4. It's warm and it snuggles without demanding sex.
5. You only have to tell it no once.
6. It will put out if you want, even if Dan Marino botches the Superbowl.
7. It remembers your birthday and other important dates.
8. It doesn't hog the remote control. It knows how to share....and wants to.
9. It actually has your back on things; yet never pontificates on and on and on and on about how men are "biologically hardwired" to be providers and protectors.
10. It ALWAYS acts like it's happy to see you and NEVER acts like it's doing you a damn favor by "putting up with you" a.k.a. being a part of your life.

And don't even get me started on if it's equipment does tricks and if it's programmed with multiple techniques.

It could be programmed specifically NOT BE a one hit wonder.

I have to stop. All the ladies reading this will be drooling all over their phones.