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2 min readAug 25, 2022

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You tempted some poor innocent man away from God and straight into sin??? You are a Jezebel.

How'd they find out?

In my experience, the reality is sex is most common amongst the overly religious because of the taboo. It's going on under the noses of the adults and is an open secret. All those retreats and shit??? They're called retreats because you have to "retreat" into the woods to do some shagging don't you know.

My friend I was telling you about? Her parents thought I was loose and didn't like her hanging out with me but begrudgingly allowed it because I kept her from failing math and science. She'd had 3 pregnancy scares by 11th grade and I didn't have sex until after high school.

Her first 2 pregnancy scares weren't really, as they were just kissing and feeling each other up. But she didn't know what included sex and what didn't. It was me that set her straight and gave her her sex ed, for all the good it did. I even bought them condoms that they didn't use.

She didn't finish school. Guess why.

Wonderful thing about evangelicals and their morals....they do tend to love the convenience of them.

I didn't date much in high school either. Most of the boys were Evangelical. I'll say two words. Octopus hands.

One boy grabbed my crotch and then tried to convince me that if we stopped having sex now his dick would literally explode and he would die. Then he got mad because I told him not to stress because I'd make sure his grave had flowers. He thought that eas very callous and selfish of me. Things went downhill from there and I ended up walking home in the middle of the night.

I didn't date in high school after that having determined these boys were imbeciles.

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