You really should learn to keep your semicolons to yourself. What will the neighbors think?

…’s an old hand with years of professional work behind her and Penguin is the new kid on the block — all hyphens and semi-colons everywhere. Together we could solve Medium mysteries, like why is Umair so cheerfully miserable, who’s on the …
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You really should learn to keep your semicolons to yourself. What will the neighbors think?
Why is so much fun to tease you when you write an article like this?
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