You don't remember what your own article was about?

I mean, I guess I'm not surprised as it was all over the place. One wonders if you were drunk or high when you wrote it. It's got that sort of "this is genius" insistence from young men who are xonvincee that pot expands their minds and allows them to make connections that you can't normally see.

Unironically. With no discernment that there's a reason for that. It's because all those "connections" and "deep thoughts" are big nothing burgers.

They do make hilarious SNL bits though.