Yes. Mockery is a time honored and effective response to self pity and other abberant social behavior.

So yes. I mock. You're being ridiculous.

I don't recall hearing other races mocking Asians for having flat faces. I've only ever heard other Asians do that.

The epicanthal folds of Oriental eyes used to be a hot point of derrogatory commentary. Haven't heard that in a good long while though. I think maybe I heard a few young men back in the day saying derrogatory things about stature, about Asian men being short and so must have small dicks. There were definitely tiny dick comments but I can't remember exactly how height came into it.

I think it's important to note that the reason why that was said was because the young women, including myself, were busy lusting over Chow Yun Fat.

What? He's cute. I stand by that and I have exquisite taste in men.

Oh! I had a TA in Organic Chem in college who was from China. He used to go on and on, during lab instruction time mind you, about how he couldn't find any condoms to fit here in America. There's really no telling what that was all about. Didn't ask. Wisely.

Look, dude. I know that you guys are plagued with all manner of ridiculous and dumb ass insecurities. From what I've seen and heard, they're predominantly coming from other men. Not women. Amongst ourselves, we really don't spend a lot of time picking apart men, so sorry to disappoint you. Fact is, were nowhere near as obsessed with you men as you are of us women. We compare notes on guys and features we like. What makes so and so hot. It's rarely about looks. It's mostly about vibe.

Not that we're above using those insecurities against you if you pester us to death. Learn to accept that first no. Don't make us have to go there in the first place.

What's up with your nose?