Oh Yes. It’s similar in sound to the Rufus-sided FuckNut but unlike that more successful species the human males mimic, human males seem to be stimulated to initiate the call only around the overly pungent cat clowders of widows or the occasional destruction of cats on their way to market. Scientists have yet to settle on a working hypothesis to this strange behavior but one theory suggests it may have something to do with the higher testosterone in cats (proportionally speaking) making them feel emasculated in some way. Some scientists believe the mere thought of cats in the male brain can trigger a virtual sound tsunami of calls as the vocalizations are picked up and repeated by other males, drowning out the attempted normal vocalizations of other males that have been shown to lead to rapid and robust female reciprocity.

Skeptics are surprised any human female worth her salt would not be swayed by the mimicked call of the Rufus-sided FuckNut. Says the confused judge of a recent FuckNut calling competition, “I mean … it’s a FuckNut. Who doesn’t love the loud yammering of a FuckNut? It’s a FuckNut.”