Yep. I can see an unexciting Random Kevin in his baggy cargo shorts with his drawers hanging out and flip flops any old day.

Here's my stats.

Likelihood of a random bear encounter being exciting, near magical, a cherished experience, make me feel better about myself and the world in general...95%.

Likelihood of the same walk away from an encounter with Random Kevin.....maybe 5%, if we're being generous.

That might be overly generous, but let's be real. I tend to like men just for themselves far more than many women.

And this is also why I suffer. I'm constantly disappointed.