Quelle surprise, again, then, when Delores falls in love with an actually nice, actually funny, actually charming grad student at Home Depot, who happens to not be old enough to be her dad. Imagine my shock when Joti isn’t begging you for hot sex every night and writing you highly personal love poetry for your lunch box. How we all swoon with alarm when Bernila divorces you for Bob next-door, after he learnt how to speak Filipino and made a few of her dishes when she was homesick. Of course it ended horribly. Duh. Only a stupid man would think marrying a woman solely for her beauty would end well, anyway.
