Yeah, at this point it’s not so much that we deserve a man who is so great. It’s the fact that men would rather have us than we would have them. Ergo, if they can’t stop acting abusively and playing all their stupid little games … then they can make do with a blow up doll or stop bitching and moaning about gild diggers because the only woman who’s going to stick around to be abused is one who’s making some bank from it.

Just saying.