Wow. Tell me you don't understand how pregnancy and the dating scene work without saying..."you know, I just don't get this whole reproduction thing and what the hell is going on in the dating scene?"

Here it is, Friday. Payday. And I get to start my day off with computer glitches waiting for me at work and another ignorant man who can't get pregnant thinking he can school me on the ins and outs of human female reproduction. It's not even 5am yet.

Lord have mercy.