Wow. Lame. Low effort.

Lemme help you out.

-Feminists don't hate men, they hate assholes.

-Men have assholes.

-Men must therefore be assholes.

-Ergo, feminists hate men because men are assholes.

Look man, if you're just going to pull ridiculousness out of your ass you need to go big or go home.

I'll let you work on that dismount while I go dye my hair blue or get a tattoo or eat a lot of bon bons so I get fat or something.