When one begins to see the voice of reason, the voice of conscience, you might say, as a troll.....well, Max, one might want to consider finding a nice safe dark corner to rethink one's world view through a little better.

Or see a doctor and see if they won't give you a Klonopin or something. Cause you're losing it, old boy.

They say the eyesight is the first to go, but that's not always true. Sometimes it's the mental faculties that start to slip, especially in men. They're more likely to get Alzheimer's, you know.