What do you mean by wholesome?

That's rhetorical. I'm pretty sure I know where you're going with that.

And that being the case, you're going to need to go to church. The more conservative and cultish, the better.

But then, you won't likely be accepted there if you've been going to clubs and bars thinking that double standard won't come back to bite you in the rear.

They're gonna want wholesome and pure too. They haven't exactly been saving up that vagina for a spent, burned out, used up nub of a wick that's lost it's ability to bond either, you know?