Well…. we’re not. Seems like almost all women try dating apps. But not many of us stay on them for very long. And this is why.

This suggests you stand a decent enough chance if you match with a woman who hasn’t been on the app long or has had a long enough hiatus that the memory of it has faded, or has just been wildly lucky on the app so far.

The “Where’s Waldo?” example actually struck me as kind of brilliant. It’s a way of putting up pictures without putting yourself up on the meat block. It forces men to engage with you instead of their libido over a likely curated photo that you’re kind of hamstrung into providing.

Kind of strange that after your sting as a woman on the app you didn’t rethink that one.

Then later, it occurred to me that it was also a smart way to troll men for all those goddamned dick pics. We know how easily frustrated most of you get and how easy it is to push those buttons on a lot of you. So maybe it you get all frustrated because you can’t figure out who in the photo your intended paramour is, in a fit of pique you’ll chuck you phone at the wall and not be able to send us dick pics.

Come on. It’s a nefariously brilliant plan. Admit it.