Well, didn't you men want to be objectified? I seem to recall an endlessly repeated mantra of wistfully yearning to be objectified half as much as women are. The jealousy there was a little shocking and a little hilarious.

Honestly. What did you think that looked like for all the 99 % of women who didn't look like a Victoria's Secret model and never will?

Well. Now you know. Careful what you wish for.