Wasn’t his 2nd wife Marla Maples, not Maria Maples?

My 2nd ‘criticism’ is that Melania probably found out about his misshapen penis from industry talk, rather than speculation. It’s important for women to be supportive of fellow women in the same industry or we’ll never get equality, you know? Also, it’s hard to imagine even a desperate woman thinking about his penis too much. We tend to avoid disgusting things, even thinking about them.

I can imagine a well wishes note and gift of special lube from a fellow professional…

“Congrats on your retirement payout Melania! Well done! Use the enclosed liberally, you’ll need one with strong antifungal properties. Mushroom. Just saying.”

Good read. Your satire is impressive and hilarious.