Ummm. No.

First off, I’m a woman.

2nd off, the author doesn’t need defense. I’m sure she can handle it if she so chooses.

3rdly, the premise being put forth is absolutely worth defending for anyone who wants to step up to the plate. You men who think like this, while a minority mindset need to calm down. You need to be quiet for a while and stop making so much noise. You need to get your heads out of your asses. #NotAllMen.

4thly, I have zero interest in trying to get sexual favors from the author. No offense to the author as I’m sure she’s as much a hot babe as anyone, she’s clearly articulate, and she sounds like a warm and compassionate person. I just don’t swing that way.

I’m unclear why you chose to go here since clearly none of the criteria for "white knighting" apply. The only thing I can think of is that you must be incredibly new to the fields of witty banter and subtle insults.

Allow me to give you some advice.

If one must profane and call names, one should do so correctly. Otherwise you just come off as another cheap wannabe pretender, hack, obnoxious illiterate, rube, two-bit putz, or pretentious twit. See how that works?