Total rat bastard. Proof? He’s one of Trump’s favorites. That’s all you need to know because everyone knows the big orange baffoon cannot get along with decent people so if he likes you, there’s something deeply wrong with your character.

More proof? He got himself run out a holler by a haint. Wrecked his wagon and everything.

That’s right. America’s only confirmed haunting made Andrew Jackson shit his breeches.

True story.