This was hilarious!

Everything was perfect except maybe the “secretly worship Jesus" part. In reality, most Christians aren’t followers of Jesus, they are followers of Paul. They just don’t know it.

Then again, maybe no one else really does either. Hard to say.

It would be funny though, to have one stating something along the lines of if you want to get to know the real Jesus, he’s camping in the desert with Lucifer, or something like that. The point being that Lucifer knows and can tell you about Jesus more than the Bible can because none of the gospels were written by anyone who actually knew Jesus and were written decades after his death. But said funny.