This seems vaguely familiar. Oh yeah. We dated the same guy.

Humor aside, I think you have the same problem I have. You're a reliable and competent problem fixer. Are you a magnet for people and their basic drama? It's like one of them put a blacklight club tattoo on you in your sleep that only the others of their breed can see. Or you got geotagged. Did you feel a strange random sting in your butt cheek or thigh you couldn't explain while you out were minding your business going about your day recently?