This one is interesting.
Did Parliament just grant rights of personhood to cows by this? How's the cow supposed to pay the fine? They're already under forced labor and now if they're a person, doesn't that make them a slave? Isn't slavery illegal in the UK?

You better hope the forced Veganism crowd doesn't get a hold of this one. Hahaha. They'll have you all eating tofu before you know it.

Hope they televise the adjudication. Let me know and I'll make the popcorn.

And you thought the eyeshadow outrage was offensive. Muahaha.

Wait till you have to deal with being accused of cannibalism for eating a burger.

But then, you can always argue that the cow had it coming for being a drunken slut, walking around in public with her udders out.

As far as I know, the only quirky law we have like that is up in Alaska. It's illegal to enter and exit through the front door of a bar when you go drinking with your best moose buddy. I shit you not. You don't wabt to be that disgrace.