This is indeed, absurd. I'm the first place, complementarianism was brought to us by the apostle Paul. Not Jesus.

That agen of empire, Paul.

Isn't the whole 'C-h-r-i-s-t' part of 'Christian' supposed to indicate that you're a follower of Jesus?

Not Paul. Jesus Christ.

Really. Who's a Christian's savior again? Cause conservative Christians seem a mite confused to me.