These were brief comments compared to my usual. You have to admit.

I went for snide because I spent half my break eating an apple with peanut butter. It takes focus and skill to get the apple to peanut butter ratio right.

And, if we're being honest, to keep those happy happy peanut butter chompies down enough to not disturb my coworkers. You'd think I was a racoon the way I enjoy those peanut butter chompies.

So, I scaled back my usual coal raking down to a few offhand snide remarks.

You saved me enough time for peanut butter chompies. You did me a solid.