There's rape and murder in heaven. You either go along or you are destroyed. If you're Mormon or one of several other sects of Christianity, if you are a woman, you're still the handmaid to your husband and must acquiesce to his will. We all know what that means.

Heaven is basically the same old shit, only you're supposed to be happy about it now because you're singing praises of glory to God all day while it's happening.

Heaven doesn't sound that great.