Tell me you don't wash your ass without saying "I never wash my ass. It might make me gay."

I tend to avoid Reddit but these guys are disgusting. Up until my little one was around 3 ½, I vacuumed every day to make sure all the toys and small parts were up.

You vacuum to make sure you're getting all the choking hazards up, not because you're a clean freak. Same with mopping.