A couple came into the office this morning and nearly made me gag.

It was awful. It was like half a bottle of Liz Taylor’s Diamonds perfume mixed with the guy’s Old Spice aftershave.

Sweet Jesus. It was the most uncomfortable cloying sensation throughout my nasal passages culminating in brain buzz. They kept asking stupid, obvious questions, forcing me to breathe in order to answer.

My eyes are still watering.