So funny. I’m finding a quick way to send society screaming away is to tell them how much you’re looking forward to more grey hair. Unlike the bleach bottle titanium greys, you greys are all natural. 20 year olds fight each other to get your look. But dye boxes just can’t compete. Nope.

You have to really own it. They’ll cave. Then they’ll blink in disbelief, maybe a nervous chuckle. Then they’ll run.