Shush Penguin. You're going to give King Charles a case of the vapors.

Ok, I'll go get the popcorn. That does sound like fun.

I'll even help defend you when Charles tries to arrest you. I'll line you up in a face off and point out how CREEPY Charles and company are. Once you're wound up real good, I'll cry "Havoc!" and let slip the tuxedoed birds of war.

And then go back to enjoy more popcorn.

I'll even let you borrow Jupiter to sound the charge; you know, if she isn't too distracted by the popcorn.