Sex in a freezer is not that exciting. Let's face it, there's time pressure because you'll suffocate sooner than you think, especially with all that huffing and panting. Positioning is a logistical nightmare. You're going to get cramps from not being able to move around enough and let's face it, not many of us can handle truly tantric excursions like Sting says he can. Also, we all know one party is going to get freezer burn on their ass. The inevitable fight over who's going to be rubbing aloe on their butt for the next two weeks will kill most normal moods for sex dead well before either of you open the lid and crawl in.

Not as many people have access to a walk in freezer or know a mobster as you might think.

Sex in a freezer? Hard to imagine it being mind blowing, unless the aforementioned mob is involved but that's because of the bullet to the head, not the sex.

I give sex in the freezer articles a hard pass and a low score. 1/10 is generous.