Right? "Come on, Luce! You don't need me for that. H-e-l-l-o.... Giardia sp.? E. coli? Salmonella? Why the hell does everything come down to a competition between you and Yahweh? Even shit. Why???!!??"

I kinda want to see this conversation just to see if a demon's head spins all the way around when they roll their eyes and if Lucifer has any guilt whatsoever reducing his minions to the hyperbolic theatrics of your average teenage girl.

Inquiring minds, you know?

This is definitely next level shit detail.

See what you started? The possibilities here are endless. I'm going to be cracking myself up all afternoon. Thanks for that, I guess. And I'm still sorry your trauma is so hilarious. I'm an ass.