Publishing. I'm at work and juggling again. I need another arm like Zaphod Beeblebrox.

Technically, I guess it is filthy as it references excrement. Sort of.

Surely youve heard of a john reader? A book of collected short humerus essays long enough to get you through your morning dump. People usually keep them on the back of the john. Folks used to give them for Xmas gifts; they were really popular for a hot minute.

They should make a comeback, especially after the donald had that duck fit about the water pressure. Think about it.