Out here, one could say they saw a saguaro collapse on some poor hiker or camper and take them out.

Yep, just fainted dead away and fell over. Who could have seen that coming?

It seemed so stout, but....climate change. You know? Those things can weigh several thousand pounds, you know.

Shame about that closed casket. But what're'ya gonna do? Getting your head pile drived is gonna do some damage.