Or think that because she's not conventionally attractive, and not.what he wants, she just doesn't count to the point of nonexistence.

That's a good point and is also true. I was speaking in societal generalities. No doubt Ma Kettle will find Cletus cuts a fine figure of a man. But since Ma Kettle is what you would call a handsomly mannish woman, Cletus thinks no one desires him because he can't see past Daisy Duke.

He has what they call Magna Ubera Accommodative Dysfunction, a condition that often affects males of low intelligence or world exposure.

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Magna Ubera Accommodative Dysfunction. I crack myself up.