Or, even if they did deliver you that woman, just for argument's sake cause Peterson the Douchebag thinks it's a swell idea.

The bald fact of the matter is, and I know you boys don't want to hear it but you need to, modern masculinity (manbox culture) is such a ridiculous parody of healthy masculinity that many of us would rather be dead than spend more than 5 minutes with your finer examples of christian Taliban delight or anyone who goes along with it.

So even if you got your gift wrapped woman, chances are she's just going to spite suicide rather than submit to your "affections".

She'll get out one way or another.

Or, alternately, she'll decide to live in order to make your life an absolute misery in every way imagineable. A girl needs a purpose in life roo, after all. If men's is to dominate women then women's is to make them fucking regret it.

If we can't count on good faith and fair treatment from all of y'all men, then you men don't deserve it from us. See how that works?