Oooh, a twofer.

And here I thought I had gotten enough of a reputation as a ball busting troll whacker that most of you had the good sense to avoid me. Guess not.

At you pledging or something?

Yes, I know all men. I have met them all. Every single one. They line up around city blocks just to meet me. It’s incredible. I didn’t even have to get a billboard. Amazing, I know.

It’s true that the ones from overseas have to make do with social media apps and old school forms of correspondence for the most part. But still, I know them well. All of them. All 3.75 billion of them.

I’m exhausted.

Now go away. You’re boring me.