Oh, that's good.

In my case, we were sitting in class and EVERYONE was watching. The (male) teacher came in and smirks. Which gave me a moment of pause to think.

If I deny it, everyone believes him. If I say nothing, it's the same as admitting it. If I complain to the teacher, I'm a rat. And this particular teacher... gaslighting would be a mild possible response.

Then I realized that because of the other liars, everyone already believed it anyway, they were having a go because they believed me to be part of the Holiness church --I wasn't, and I didnt give a rat's ass about "purity" (I just wanted to be left alone).

So, I arranged my face in a disappointed look and said, "I mean, we were gonna. I was all hot and ready to go. He'd been bragging all week. But it was like 2.5, maybe 3 inches and he couldn't keep it up very long. What the hell was I supposed to do with that? So no."

He turns beet red. Everybody starts laughing. The teacher's mouth drops open.

I continue, "I should have believed friends X, Y, and Z when they said he was the lamest, limpest dick they'd ever seen. There's even a list in one of the girl's bathrooms about who not to waste your time on, with measurements. He's on it, but I just thought people were being mean, cause wow. I didn't think it was possible for a guy to be so small past infancy. Who knew?"

Couple of things happened.

*I finally got left alone. No more hands up my shirts, ass smacks, lies.

*Bunch of boys came and asked me if they were on the list.

*Teacher sent me to the Principal's office. I had them call my dad. Explained the situation over speaker phone. Dad laughed, like gut laughed, and said, "good for you. If you get suspended, I'm taking you out for dinner. Well done."

*I found out later, Dad stopped by later that week and reamed the teacher and the principal out. Having been through that a time or two myself, I'm guessing they shit their pants, cause there was an assembly and all the students got a talking to and the local churches backed off a bit about their stance on sex education. Or maybe the school pushed back.