Not a half bad idea. Morgan Freeman is a good option, as is Tom Hanks.

Except then you're going to run afoul of the boys club dynamic.

Nothing packs a punch better than a Grandma with the ability to make you feel like a disappointment to humanity with a quietly cleared throat or a well placed side glance.

Too bad Toni Morrison has passed on.

You know, there's actually a lot of really good choices out there. A lot of well respected, thoughtful, quality Americans.

Wouldn't say no to Sweden letting us borrow Greta for a while either. She's a pistol.

You're right in that our leaders desperately need some kind of accountability. They're going to be the ruin of us. What the hell? They already have.