No, i don't judge. I'm surprised. But hey, some women watch too much of that sensationalist type of TV too, and are overly afraid of large or wild animals.

I chose the bear for 2 reasons. I can see Random Kevin in his carfo shorts and flip flops any old day. Bears are infinitely cooler. And secondly, whether or not the man I tends you any harm, he's foinf to have to be deal with in some way and is therefore an aggravation or nuisance of some kind What's he doing out there? He's probably lost, might be injured. He might insist on "helping" you.

That was my bad. You mentioned Colorado. As I was reading down, in my head somewhere along the way Colorado became Wyoming and I was thinking you must be somewhere up around Yellowstone.

Oh, you know...the bear is most definitely foing to eat your face off, rip you apart, make kebabs out of your meat chunks while you're still alive, decorate it's den with your entrails. That sort of thing. Zero chance in their minds that it will go down any other way. You're most definitely going to be dead and dismembered and apparently you'll live through the whole dismemberment so you can wish you hadn't made the "stupid" choice while you're feeling every bite that bear takes. From your face.