Men who don’t like sports but are active are much better to hang out with. They’re more fun and confident, less abrasive and competitive. You don’t miss things like wildlife and vistas because everything has to be a race.

They don’t break your TV when the Dolphins lose. They don’t scream at children at the peewee league for chasing butterflies or turning cartwheels instead of chasing a soccer ball.

They don’t make fun of you for liking more performative sports like figure skating, cheer sport, gymnastics, or synchronized swimming.

Best part. Your sex life doesn’t revolve around the performance of their favorite teams.

I never really got the allure of alpha men or why acting like an ass over a game made you an alpha in the first place.