Meh. There is nothing in the Constitution that guarantees the right to dinner.

I'm pretty sure that out of all 4440 words in the Constitution, none of them are cake.

I'll check......

Nope. There is no historical precedent guaranteeing the right to cake. Perhaps Kavenaugh can confer with Marie Antoinette. She can explain to him how cake and angry oppressed crowds work, in intimate detail.