Me neither. Let's say AI assisted then, cause we won't know for sure. The detectors aren't 100%, but they're better than nothing.

It's like it was rewritten from an AI construct and made to sound more personable", but it's still way off. It skews in tone, pacing, and flow wildly. You see that a lot with AI. Makes it seem a little....forgive me....bipolar, just really erratic in construction.