Look at you. You must be so proud. You actually stumbled upon one good point.

Bears are not like other predators, it's true. Most predators are true carnivores.

Other than polar bears which mostly eat seal, bears are omnivores which eat predominantly plant material, bugs, and fish. They don't really hunt.

Yep.

No matter how much you fatasize about a grizzly bear eating my face off, accessorizing it's fur with my entrails, and making kebabs out my meat chunks, it's just not likely to happen.

I'll always be secondary to suishi.

Sorry. Not sorry.

Also, Cocaine Bear was a fun movie, but it's nowhere near an accurate representation of bears, which don't enjoy drug fueled rages like so many of you men do.

I'm afraid you're all just going to have to come to terms with the consequences of your behavior over the last few decades. Women prefer the predictable and gentle company of bears over you.

Congratulations on a successful PR campaign. You are all now....how did Peterson put it? "Barely constrained raging beast monsters".

Enjoy your masculinity.

When you've all decided to come to your senses and cut the shit, we can talk. Until then, we'll be with the bears.