Like I said, this was fun. There really is something to just stating the flipped script all bald like that that is such a stark relief....the ridiculousness of the belief system that props all this bullshit up is undeniable.

So yeah. Our boy pitched his tent to the top, not on his own merit. Does he even have any merits besides portable emergency camping gear, you know, if it works. They don't make tent poles like they used to. Poles used to know how to tent. These days they're all confused and trying to be women because of hateful manosphere rhetoric.

And also, that pole is not going to tent once it's past it's shelf life.