I’ve heard we do have bigger parking spaces and from what I’ve seen on TV it’s true.

We also have massively bigger cars. Everybody has to have a big ass SUV for some stupid reason. Because the Joneses do I guess.

We also have a thriving population of DL dodgers who seem to find a passable fraudulent document in Cracker Jack boxes. It’s the only logical explanation because they clearly never passed the test the rest of us were required to take.

I’m not sure how they’re getting away with it but something needs to be done.