It’s true. There is no quicker way to get an Evangelical to grasp their pearls than to say FUCK. If you’re really lucky they’ll just pass right out from the shock. It’s funny, especially when they make that squeaky noise. And then the dog slobbers all over them thinking you got them a new toy.

That’s why it’s good strategy to use the word liberally when they come around your neighborhood worried about your salvation. Couple a few good fuck bombs and they’ll start to worry more about their own salvation due to the corrupting influence of your heathen ways. And, fear of being mistaken for a squeaky toy. Obviously.