It's Doritos, not dorito and it should have been capitalized as it's a brand name.

Other than that, nice rant. I'm sure it will be entirely relatable to the audience you intend. Looking at who's been clapping, you're definitely attracting the right market. You won't get much per "sale" from these guys as they don't seem to have much of a life other than rage trolling on the internet and paymebt is based on a percentage of read time. Still, what you miss in price point value per troll, you'll more than make up for in volume.

I applaud you for not missing such an easy opportunity to fleece such ready and willing sheep. My best to you in your economic endeavors. May they be fruitful.