Is this what it looks like to see a Penguin come a little unglued? I'm impressed.

You couldn't have picked a finer current subject to vent your spleen on. The fucker has had it coming a long while.

Let me know if you'd like to bird bomb him. I know you're a flightless variety of bird, but I feel like something could be worked out fairly easily. Be glad to assist a bird in need.