I'm afraid I have to issue a minor correction, even though you did not ask for my editorial help.

Religious people in the UK are not mindless robots.

Alas, we cannot make that same claim across the religious board (as it were) here in the States. Some of them (*cough cough* Evangelicals) are indeed mindless robots. Or maybe aliens. Or maybe they're still people, but they have an alien infestation. Hard to say for sure. More research is needed.

Love the vibe in this one.