If the left was really hunting down the right, Fucker Carlson would be Undesirable No. 1, he’d have the highest bounty on his head, and he wouldn’t be able to put out a show because he’d be on the run. Think the last scene of John Wick 2, but without that useful skill set or a pit bull. If he did actually make it into a studio, they wouldn’t be able to film through all the daisy bouquets people sent in with cards saying things like, “for your future gardening endeavors", or “I heard you were getting into push ups. Thought these might help.”